Thursday, December 17, 2009

Try to restrain yourself like I am

This is making me reconsider hanging out at high schools.

And becoming a creepy cougar.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

TV= My B.F.F.

You know those people who don' t have time to watch t.v.?, because of their hectic lives and having better things to do than wasting their day in front of a screen? Well not me, I may have school and some homework but I still manage to find time in my day to watch a mere 4 solid hours of television. Don't ask me how i do it, it's taken me practically my whole life to get to this professional level of t.v. watching. It takes determination, obedience, and having little to no social life. These are the shows that keep me from leaving my house on most weekends. Glee

I would love to be in this cast, mostly because Puck is beautiful and Finn is such a cutie. The others have good voices but i could do without the gay and wheelchair kid. I'm not too fond of Quinn and her slicked back, ringlet ponytail either. Besides that, the songs are the only things worthy of being played on my ipod these days.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Green Ghouls. This my friends is one of the funniest shows on tv, thank you Jordyn! I wish my life was even half as funny as these 5 misfits. Usually the chick is never funny on these types of shows but she can hold her own.

Colbert Report

Another display of humor at its best, Stephen Colbert is a genius. His satirical ways never get old, and makes me pee a little sometimes.

So You Think You Can Dance

Usually filled with sweet dances, don't judge the show if you've only seen the ballroom routines. Has at least one to two hot guys with good to amazing bodies.

Say Yes to the Dress

Brides, Dresses, Drama. This is kind of like ANTM, in the way that i have to watch 12 episodes in a row and love but hate how it makes me feel. 30 Rock

I'll admit that I have a girl crush on Tina Fey, but only because she has to be hilarious to come up with a show like this. She's not afraid to be insane, and i can respect that.

Gossip Girl
Besides the obvious fact that Nate, Dan, and especially Chuck are bangin, it's cool to be loaded and good looking.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Skewl Suxs

Sure higher education is important, yet I can't help feeling like drop kicking school in the face right now. Let's start with the tests, around 50 questions of what might as well be gibberish to me because I can't seem to retain anything I had studied for, plus I seem to get nervous when I begin to look at that stupid scantron. (like it's some hot guy I'm trying to impress? ) Not to mention those uncomfortable chairs and the unstable temperature (I'm either persperating like a 300 pound man, or trying to make my frail little body into a ball to avoid frostbite.) Testing center my butt, they're basically rooting for you to fail.
Homework, didn't we just learn this material in class? I got the jist of the subject, why is there a need to actually make me go over this again, I have priorities, my DVR won't watch itself.

I guess most of my hatred of this semester has to do with the awful, never useful ( no matter how relevant they pretend to make it seem) mathematics. Has anyone ever asked you "What qualifications do you have for this job?" "Oh and can you solve these systems of equations?" After twenty years of life I've decided MATH IS NOT IMPORTANT. Can I get an Amen?

Maybe this whole school thing is not for me, homework? Nah I've got everything I need to know via Disney Channel. So people let's start a new trend where being qualified for your job is nonexistent. The architect is 25% sure the building will be stable, Your doctor will spin a wheel to decide which medicine to prescribe you. Your dentist will dig into random teeth to look for your cavities, but don't sweat it too much if he doesn't find them, you could get lucky and have enough teeth in the front of your mouth to still smile for pictures.

Monday, August 10, 2009

L'chaim Summer

Although the title of this doesn't really make sense, I'm allowing it to happen as it has become my favorite new word courtesy of the Black Eyed Peas.
Inevitably summer is fleeting right before my eyes, with the threat of school just around the corner. I honestly can't tell you what these 105 (approximate number) days of the season have to show for all that I've done, but it doesn't even matter. It's the time when you can eat a slice of watermelon on your porch, when the temperature couldn't be more perfect. Going swimming all day until your eyes hurt from the chlorine, and you've got a wicked burn that will assure you that perfect bronze tan.

Getting to hang out with your pals from 11 in the morning to 1 in the morning doing whatever tickles your fancy .

Watching copious amounts of some stupid t.v. show you would never watch, just because you've got the time. Walking out your front door and not having to worry about bringing a jacket, or worrying if shorts were a bad decision. Feeling like school never even happened, and you can't even imagine a time when it will be colder than 75 degrees. BBQ's and those summer anthems like "Fire Burning ". I'll be sad to see you go Summer, you've been nothing but good to me. Until Fall greets us I'm happy to have you around.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Felix Felicis

As I was doing my mandatory reading of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, I approached the chapter of Felix Felicis. Harry is one lucky SOB, I'll tell you that much. After much deliberation, I'd have to say these things/people would add up to my perfect day.

A whole day with a tween sensation, you can't go wrong here.

Ignore the people.. and the fact that it looks nothing like a chocolate slip and slide. I can accept that Google can sometimes disappoint you.

I love fruity. An endless supply of fruity drinks. If I drank, these would be my downfall.

Singing: Good
Dancing: Even Better

I want the rest of my life to feel just like a High School Musiiiccalllll! Life would be spot on with Zac Efronesque guys in your life singing a hot number like " Can I have this Dance" with you, or an Epic duo with your pal of choice singing " I want it all". Or something.

Look at Christian Bale he is PERFECT. He's number one on my " Goddess" list. With that being said he'd definitely be my male companion on this magical day.


Monday, June 1, 2009

A letter to me

Dear Nikki,

Well, the time we have feared is slowly creeping up, our childhood moments are coming to it's end. All you have is this last week to enjoy your adolescence, forget about liking Hannah Montana, having the e-mail sweetdancer_2, or getting those embarrasing stains on your mouth from eating otter pops. Those things will no longer be viewed as cute or acceptable because as soon as June 8th rolls around you'll be an adult. I know you're thinking what I'm thinking, I'll have to start carrying around a briefcase and use words like corpulent or nincompoop. Nikki, it's been a good run though, these 19 years have been nothing but good to us. Let's reminisce shall we....
Age: 6
There I was watching some cartoons in my tweety bird shoes, my brother who was 15 at the time started to mess with me. As he was towering over me, I couldn't help but loath every word that was coming out of his mouth. I curled my hand into a fist and punched him in the mouth, needless to say I showed him who was boss that day, he went crying like a girl in a training bra to the bathroom. Victory never tasted so sweet.

Age: 7 or 8ish
Going to Disneyland alone was the best thing ever, but they managed to bring it up a notch. The parades are already as magical as any kid could ever imagine, all the Disney gang gathered together on floats who's beauty exceeds that of the 7 world wonders. I was merely an observer licking those lollipops that could last you a week ,when suddenly my hand was tugged. Usually tugging is something that makes me want to rip out the other person's intestines but when Donald Duck did it I couldn't have wanted it any other way. He motioned me to the float and it was as if the world had froze and it was just me and Donald, I skipped to the float and he handed me some shiny confetti. I have it till this day.

I'm not just saying this but you're the coolest girl I know.
Love, ME

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Ode to my mother dearest

You're the only person i can be screaming at but be having a casual, normal ,conversation with.
You're the only person that can hit me with a sandal when you're mad at me and make me laugh.
You're the only person that would scream at the police even after her daughter ran into someones fence.
You're the only person that after almost twenty years still spells my name on Christmas presents "Nicky" instead of Nikki.
You're the only person that puts on music and forces me to dance around the house with you.

You're the only person that's been with me through it all.
You're the only person that knows me best.
You're the only person I know loves me no matter what i do.
You're the only person I want to be like.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009


July 4th, 2009, will probably be one of the best days of my life ,not only because the 4th of July is one of my favorite holidays, but because those nigs are coming to Provo for the Stadium of FIRE ! It's pretty close up there with my birth, the first time i went to Disneyland, and when i learned to ride a bike at age 11(you think i'm kidding). Granted it's about 4 months away, but it's not going to stop me from planning right now. What I'm going to do is stake out at their fancy hotel and wow them with my quick wit and charm, if all goes as planned I'll be co-starring on their new show J.O.N.A.S. By that time, Nick or Joe (I'm not picky) will realize how irresistable i am and we'll begin our live's together as Nikki and Joe or Nick Jonas. I'll be sure to remember all of you when I'm living in my Hollywood Hill's mansion with either Jonas, and recording my hook on the latest Jonas brother's hit.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

My only link to the cyber world

After much deliberation (and when i mean deliberation i mean getting on the internet and having no place to go) I have finally decided to dive into the world of blogging. I would have started blogging much sooner in my youth but honestly i feel inadequate because my life pretty much consists of me eating and some t.v. watching, I've got a lot going on in life as you can tell.
The ultimate reason I made the big plunge, however, is I decided to give up Facebook for Lent. What is Lent you ask? Well, I having been a catholic for half of my life should be able to tell you all about it, but really I don't think I learned much about the religion my whole ten years, I'm probably one of those people who was a terrible example of a catholic. When i Googled Lent it's supposed to be fasting and praying, but since I'm no longer a Catholic, Facebook will more than suffice.
My non Facebook life has been much harder than i anticipated, I find myself thinking about it a lot and I'm ashamed to say that Facebook is a big part of my daily rountine. Has anyone gotten engaged since I was last on? Did that hot guy add me? Are there any new tagged pictures of me? Those are the questions that haunt me in my sleep and won't be known until Easter. Even though it might sound like I hate life without it there have been some pro's about this situation. I don't waste my life on a website for hours a day, hating that I've been on it so much that my mini feed hasn't even changed. I do my homework a little faster, that is when i resist getting on youtube to search for " Jonas Brothers photoshoots" or " Funny Pranks". Yeah i realize they're not the coolest things to search for but you're lying to yourself if you haven't entered similar phrases into that search box. This time without Facebook will allow me to fufill dreams I've never had time for such as:
- Mastering that tounge rolling skill
-Painting a mural of my first dog Ore in my room
-Getting into crazy shenanigans
-Learning every Harry Potter spell
-Estimating the worth of my beanie babies
- Wear my prom dress around the house
- Reading every Goosebumps that was ever written
- Convince my mom to get an automatic toilet

So don't worry about me, I've got big plans.