Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Praying to the Hair Gods

You know what's a bad look for a guy? Being bald. You know what's an even worse look for a woman? Being bald. Lately I feel like I've been losing hair left and right. Every time I take a shower I feel like I'm moments closer to my fate of being a baldy. I can't rock that look, I mean it'd be one thing I could look like Demi Moore on G.I. Jane, where people raved over her natural beauty and thought she still looked awesome and bad a.
I know that I'd definitely look more like this guy though Maybe if this nightmare gets even worse I'll have to spring for a weave. By the way the girls on America's Next Top Model seasons 1-12 have made it seem, it looks like I'll be crying and making a huge melodramatic scene.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

M.I.A., But Not Really.

I could lie to you and say that life is so great/busy that I've completely forgotten about Nikki Explains It All, but we all know the truth, or at least I do. So here's to whoever wonders about me nightly, as am sure many of you do. I promise to be around more so you can read all about the abstract ponderings of my mind that mostly consists of tv, and tv.
Hasta Luego.