Madrid, You da best I ever had

I thought I knew what love was, until Madrid came along. Everything about this city wreaks of coolness. I never want to leave. The architecture is breathtaking, the food is mouthwatering, and the hombres are caliente. Everyday is a new adventure, whether it be taking the bus and seeing all the senior citizens cursing out the bus driver for driving too slow, or getting pushed by strangers into the subway like a sardine, and getting felt up by an old man. What a beautiful life I'm living.

The other day we went into the city, where we went to a chocolateria and had churros and hot chocolate. Now that I'm writing it, however, hot chocolate isn't an accurate description of what it was. It was literally melted chocolate in a cup. It was so thick that everytime I attempted to drink it I would be dehydrated from how rich it was. Take a look for yourself.

I'm more than excited to see what else Madrid has to offer, and believe me when I say I'm going to explore the crap out of this city. Mark my words.

Goodbye my sweet Provho

Ah 2010, another year begins. I actually realized how much i despise this holiday. Maybe it's because I shut down like a robot at the thought of change, or because nothing I've ever done on this armpit of a holiday has ever been awesome/fun/with a boy. Enough of this crap, let's get down to the true reason of this post.

Yes the rumors are true, this little girl is on her way back to where the Noguera legacy all began. A city where the liquor is like agua and where the men will basically molest you with their eyes (but i guess that's true for most European cities).

Madrid

Isn't it beautiful? If i could cheat on Provo with another city this would be it. So stay tuned senoras y senores, (which I'm pretty confident is only senoras that read this) oh and i have yet to figure out how to do the accent mark on the keyboard, another mystery in my life that i will not care enough to figure out.

Try to restrain yourself like I am

This is making me reconsider hanging out at high schools.







And becoming a creepy cougar.

TV= My B.F.F.

You know those people who don' t have time to watch t.v.?, because of their hectic lives and having better things to do than wasting their day in front of a screen? Well not me, I may have school and some homework but I still manage to find time in my day to watch a mere 4 solid hours of television. Don't ask me how i do it, it's taken me practically my whole life to get to this professional level of t.v. watching. It takes determination, obedience, and having little to no social life. These are the shows that keep me from leaving my house on most weekends. Glee

I would love to be in this cast, mostly because Puck is beautiful and Finn is such a cutie. The others have good voices but i could do without the gay and wheelchair kid. I'm not too fond of Quinn and her slicked back, ringlet ponytail either. Besides that, the songs are the only things worthy of being played on my ipod these days.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Green Ghouls. This my friends is one of the funniest shows on tv, thank you Jordyn! I wish my life was even half as funny as these 5 misfits. Usually the chick is never funny on these types of shows but she can hold her own.

Colbert Report

Another display of humor at its best, Stephen Colbert is a genius. His satirical ways never get old, and makes me pee a little sometimes.

So You Think You Can Dance

Usually filled with sweet dances, don't judge the show if you've only seen the ballroom routines. Has at least one to two hot guys with good to amazing bodies.

Say Yes to the Dress

Brides, Dresses, Drama. This is kind of like ANTM, in the way that i have to watch 12 episodes in a row and love but hate how it makes me feel. 30 Rock

I'll admit that I have a girl crush on Tina Fey, but only because she has to be hilarious to come up with a show like this. She's not afraid to be insane, and i can respect that.

Gossip Girl

Besides the obvious fact that Nate, Dan, and especially Chuck are bangin, it's cool to be loaded and good looking.

Skewl Suxs

Sure higher education is important, yet I can't help feeling like drop kicking school in the face right now. Let's start with the tests, around 50 questions of what might as well be gibberish to me because I can't seem to retain anything I had studied for, plus I seem to get nervous when I begin to look at that stupid scantron. (like it's some hot guy I'm trying to impress? ) Not to mention those uncomfortable chairs and the unstable temperature (I'm either persperating like a 300 pound man, or trying to make my frail little body into a ball to avoid frostbite.) Testing center my butt, they're basically rooting for you to fail.
Homework, didn't we just learn this material in class? I got the jist of the subject, why is there a need to actually make me go over this again, I have priorities, my DVR won't watch itself.

I guess most of my hatred of this semester has to do with the awful, never useful ( no matter how relevant they pretend to make it seem) mathematics. Has anyone ever asked you "What qualifications do you have for this job?" "Oh and can you solve these systems of equations?" After twenty years of life I've decided MATH IS NOT IMPORTANT. Can I get an Amen?

Maybe this whole school thing is not for me, homework? Nah I've got everything I need to know via Disney Channel. So people let's start a new trend where being qualified for your job is nonexistent. The architect is 25% sure the building will be stable, Your doctor will spin a wheel to decide which medicine to prescribe you. Your dentist will dig into random teeth to look for your cavities, but don't sweat it too much if he doesn't find them, you could get lucky and have enough teeth in the front of your mouth to still smile for pictures.

L'chaim Summer

Although the title of this doesn't really make sense, I'm allowing it to happen as it has become my favorite new word courtesy of the Black Eyed Peas.

Inevitably summer is fleeting right before my eyes, with the threat of school just around the corner. I honestly can't tell you what these 105 (approximate number) days of the season have to show for all that I've done, but it doesn't even matter. It's the time when you can eat a slice of watermelon on your porch, when the temperature couldn't be more perfect. Going swimming all day until your eyes hurt from the chlorine, and you've got a wicked burn that will assure you that perfect bronze tan.

Getting to hang out with your pals from 11 in the morning to 1 in the morning doing whatever tickles your fancy .

Watching copious amounts of some stupid t.v. show you would never watch, just because you've got the time. Walking out your front door and not having to worry about bringing a jacket, or worrying if shorts were a bad decision. Feeling like school never even happened, and you can't even imagine a time when it will be colder than 75 degrees. BBQ's and those summer anthems like "Fire Burning ". I'll be sad to see you go Summer, you've been nothing but good to me. Until Fall greets us I'm happy to have you around.

Felix Felicis

As I was doing my mandatory reading of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, I approached the chapter of Felix Felicis. Harry is one lucky SOB, I'll tell you that much. After much deliberation, I'd have to say these things/people would add up to my perfect day.



A whole day with a tween sensation, you can't go wrong here.



Ignore the people.. and the fact that it looks nothing like a chocolate slip and slide. I can accept that Google can sometimes disappoint you.




I love fruity. An endless supply of fruity drinks. If I drank, these would be my downfall.

Singing: Good
Dancing: Even Better

I want the rest of my life to feel just like a High School Musiiiccalllll! Life would be spot on with Zac Efronesque guys in your life singing a hot number like " Can I have this Dance" with you, or an Epic duo with your pal of choice singing " I want it all". Or something.

Look at Christian Bale he is PERFECT. He's number one on my " Goddess" list. With that being said he'd definitely be my male companion on this magical day.

BEST. DAY. EVER.