Stickers, Ponies, and Myspace.com!

I wish I could claim I only have pictures like this from myspace. Whatev, sometimes it just needs to be done.

These Problems Matter

Why do these things have to be so true for me?

Especially the one about being hungry and not going into the kitchen for fear of having to talk to people. I know I'm not alone! At least that's what I tell myself. Plus, James Van Der Beek's face is hilarious!

Don't ever leave cable Tina Fey

Mi amigo Anderson Cooper

I've never had anything against Anderson Cooper, but now he would be under my amigo's list on Facebook Chat with a smiley or winky emoticon by his name. And I don't even like emoticon's really... that much.

As a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, we believe in Christ first and foremost, He is Our Savior and Redeemer. I wish people would stop judging and stop accusing us of being something we're not. I wish they would get to know what we stand for. No one should judge and point fingers saying someone's religion is something it's not. I am proud to belong to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and know that Heavenly Father is who I strive to be like everyday, and that will never change even when people try and paint it in another light. I will always stand as a witness of God.

School's Out Forever!

I don't know why that song came into my mind when I was writing this post, but actually I do. Who likes school, especially when people ask you what year you're in and you think 5th, like a super senior in high school in my mind, and for some reason is embarassed to state that and says oh.. I'm a senior. I've been back in school for three weeks, alas almost a month, which is basically half way done with the semester.... right? Yeah, even I failed to make that seem right in my mind. The first day of school was like being a freshman for me all over again. Getting lost on campus ( but of course being too prideful to be like the actual freaks that hold a map) let's just say I just had a fieldtrip day. Getting lost on trax ( was still too prideful at the beginning, but then realized that my potential silence may have gotten me on the streets of West Valley, thus being involved in a mugging or having to join a gang). But I can say I'm becoming a city kind of girl. I LOVE Salt Lake so much, and since almost everyone is crazy here I feel like my usual crazy crap in comparison is not so crazy, you can't buy that kind of euphoria.

Still half true

An internal battle I go through every week.

I love 2 stumble

Ok guys, che che che check it out. Everyone should get a stumble account at stumbleupon.com. It's seriously the best time I've had on the internet for a second. You choose stuff you're interested in and POW, find the most random but awesome things. Like these Yo Mama Harry Potter jokes, some of them are lame but whatever, I'll probably use these when I'm in a heated HP argument one day?

Yo mama's so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses!
Yo mama's so fat that a wingardium leviosa spell couldn't lift her.
Yo mama's so fat, she makes Hagrid look like "Mini-me".
Yo mama's so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge.
Yo mama's so ugly, even a dementor wouldn't kiss her!
Yo mama's so fat the Sorting Hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is a hip hop station on satellite radio.
Yo mama's so ugly that the whomping willow saw her and died.
Yo mama's so stupid she thinks Patronus is a kind of Tequlia.
Yo Mama's so fat, her Patronus is a Double-Whopper with Cheese.
Yo mama's so fat, she used the invisibility cloak as a bib.
Yo mama's so fat that even the Dementors can't suck her soul out in one sitting.
Yo mama's so pasty, she makes Ron Weasely look like George Hamilton.
Yo mama's so fat, she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham!
Yo mama's so old she gave Nicholas Flamel his first kiss.
Yo mama's so ugly that the Dementor's Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve
Yo mama's so dumb she thought that she could talk to snakes if she put parsley on her tongue
Yo mama's so nasty, every pair of her panties has the Dark Mark on them.
Yo mama's so fat that if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill.
Yo Mama's so ugly that even Voldemort won't say her name.
Yo Mama's so poor she can't even afford a Gringotts account.
Yo mama's so fat that the sorting hat couldn't decide where to put her - she couldn't fit in any of the houses!!
Yo mama's so poor that Dobby gave her a sock to keep her foot warm.
Yo mama's so fat even Grawp can't pick her up!
Yo mama's so smelly, Bertie Bott made her his next jelly bean flavor.
Yo mama's so fat that it takes two boggarts to shape-shift into her!
Yo mama's so ugly that when the bassalisk snuck up on her and saw her face, HE dropped dead.
Yo mama's breath is the secret ingredient in the Weasly's Butterscotch Barf-ies.
Yo mama's so ugly that when she walked into Gringotts Wizarding Bank, they gave her a job application.
Yo mama's so ugly she turned the Basilisk to stone.
Yo mama's so skanky that the reason you're called a Half-Blood Prince is because she has no idea who your father is!
Yo mama's so dumb that a stupify spell actually made her smarter.
Yo mama's so stanky that not even dobby would accept one of her socks.
Yo mama's so fat that even her Quidditch robes have stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat they'd have to use transfiguration to sneak her through the hole in the Gryffindor Tower.
Yo mama's so fat the core of her wand has a creame filling.
Yo mama's so poor she had to go to the Weasley's for a loan.
Yo mama's so ugly, she thought that Hogwarts were the growth on her thigh.
Yo mama's so ugly that as a baby they had to use the Confundus Charm so the family would play with her.
Yo mama's so ugly that when she asked Crabbe to take her to the Yule Ball, he decided to go with Goyle instead!

Final HP on thursday! One last hoorah for my kreacher outfit.